Thanksgiving!

As some of you may or may not know, England is pretty much Germany's archenemy in soccer. Followed right by the Netherlands, and after the last World Cup, Italy ranks high on that list as well. But it's nothing compared to the rivalry we have with the Brits. Anyway, in the spirit of this tasty holiday I would like to thank the pilgrims and Indians for making this happen. I will spare you my detailed analysis, but it's time the world realized that David Beckham just isn't any good. At all. And he does not deserve his fame, nor qualifying for anything. He does, however, deserve his wife.

In a related note, check out the EPA's Green car guide.

Demand justice!

As you probably already noticed, I haven't been posting very regularly lately. Part of the reason is, that not that much is happening, another part is, that a dear friend of ours is having some trouble with the law, and we've been trying to get him out of jail for some time now. Usually, we like to keep this place more or less anonymous, which we're probably not all that successful with, but today is the day we're gonna have to start naming names.

Geoff "Puppy" Jenkins is one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. Fun-loving, genuine, always up for anything. Not a good cook, but at least he tries. Puppy has been wrongly accused of a whole list of crimes, including, but not limited to, not paying 27 traffic violation tickets, burglary, possession of controlled substances and intention to acquire unregistered firearms. This is not all he's being accused of, but these are the most severe. We believe Puppy is the victim of a malicious case of identity theft, with the identity thief cleverly disguising himself as Puppy while committing these crimes. We are still in the process of gathering evidence to support what we know is the truth, and we have also put up a sign in the yard to raise awareness in the community.

This is totally unrelated, but check out the huge watermelons Christina's dad grew this year. They're in the back to the left of the sign.