Sawasdee Krup, Suckers.

Not that we didn't have internet access at our friend Wattanikha's house, but writing from a secluded island just seemed a lot more fun. Yes, that's right, I like rubbing in the fact that we're on a little piece of paradise right now, where the beaches are empty and the water is the temperature of pee. And that's really all I have to say for now. Long, elaborate, exciting stories, that I will turn into something completely boring with my unmatched ability to ramble and ramble will follow in the not too distant future. And in case you were wondering, it's really hot in Thailand, and so is the food. Since we spent most of our time in Bangkok we didn't get too much of a tan, but that's okay. We have a hard enough time fending of the screaming masses as it is. You know how it is when we roll into town. Buddha bless y'all.